Quantum Mechanics in 5 Minutes (Now with Added Ducks)

What a silly way to build a universe. My brother could do better and I don’t even have one.
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If you’re looking for, like, decent explanations of quantum mechanics, why not try these YouTube channels who actually know what they’re talking about. 

Veritasium - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNzzGgr2mhk
And - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIyTZDHuarQ

Kurzgesagt - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhHMJCUmq28

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Music: My main man, Chopin - Waltz in G-flat major, Op. 70, No. 1: https://youtu.be/0feVOnRt2L4